Son of Sam,

First of all where in the pathetic excuse for a letter is the question you were gonna ask me? I am not sure if it was a good letter or a grim reminder of how screwed up our world has become. I really do not have a funny response because it scared the shit out of me. Even my horse, Ezra is speechless. I am only posting it due to the lack of letters that I have received. Anyway, I wish you the best and hope your super highway is filled with many hot nude XXX's. Don't write me again or I will get a restraining order on you.

God Bless,

Nasty Amishman