The Nasty Bio
As a baby...
The Nasty Amishman was born on August 1st in the year 1975. Half Hispanic and barely fifty percent Caucasian. He is the result of an affair that his Hispanic mother had with a Catholic Priest. She was so embarrassed by her pregnancy that she gave him away shortly after birth. She delicately folded him up inside of a soft tortilla shell and tried to sell him for 69 cents. She passed him off as an El Grande Burrito Supreme.
On the streets of Nappanee, Indiana a young Amish couple purchased him. His mother's tearful last words to the son she would never see again were: "sabes a pollo" (you taste like chicken). Later at dinner, the Amish couple discovered, to their disappointment, that it was indeed a baby and not a burrito,. He was raised 100% Amish from that day and he still faithfully practices today.
As an adult...
The Nasty Amishman has done more for the world of entertainment than any other Amish person in history. He is the very first Amish stand-up comedian. A few others have tried copying him but have failed miserably. Some of his stand up comedy accomplishments include:
- 3 amateur comedy championships at the Funny Bone in South Bend, Indiana.
- Opening for Mister Tater Salad himself, Ron White.
- Worked as an MC at Escape Reality nightclub.
- His stand up comedy opened many music shows including the Nick Young Band and the Hoosierbillies.
- He has performed many places including the Hard Rock Casino in Las Vegas.
His comedy is a combination of off-the-wall humor with a splash of sexual situations which paint a grand scheme of brilliance. Most recently he added an English guitarist named Dyer for some hilarious parody songs which gives a uniquely brilliant performance. If you've never seen The Nasty Amishman live you haven't lived yet. Come see this true, rare National treasure. |
